I love shooting people but when they aren’t around I shoot myself. (speaking of photos of course)
Once again I find myself indian style before my macbook and the usps box that has become my desk. I just fixed a honey infused Trader Joe’s English Breakfast tea,spilling most of it as I carry it to my hobo desk.
Try to think of how your life would be if you didn’t make some mistakes. Just pick one. Just one, no…ONE!! Okay.. got it? Good. Now think of the path that would have taken place since you didn’t make that mistake. Odd huh? Well my mistake is this.. I gave my phone number to the Art Institute because I wanted to take a photography class, now they are calling me twice a day…I used to ignore them, now I play games. I hung up on them a few times and now they try different numbers and don’t introduce themselves immediately. A call typically goes a little something like this.
AI CCR-Hello, is JaySun there?
JaySun- This is JaySun.
AI CCR- Hey this is so and so from the Art Institute and I just wanted to call you at the most inconvient time for you, so we can talk about a photography class.
***CLICK**** <- Thats me hanging up.
Here is how the last call happened. Word for word.
AI CCR-Is JaySun there?
JaySun- Actually he is but its not really a good time right now. His girlfriend is yelling like crazy about him forgetting something or another. Can I take a message?
AI CCR- Yeah, just tell him that the Art Institu..
JaySun- Where the hell did she get a flamethrower and peanuts????!! JaySun is allergic to both of those!! SHE IS TRYING TO KILL HIM!!! I GOTTA GO!
****CLICK****