December 2011
1 post
Bob and the Showgram →
November 2011
1 post
Home for a funeral.
My friend Chris’s death had me numb for days never really acknowledging what had happened. To me it was all a misunderstanding, Chris didn’t die in Afghanistan. They made a mistake. I haven’t talked to Chris in quite some time. After High School he went off to be an American hero while I went to college and decided to tell dick jokes for a living. (I don’t actually tell...
October 2011
2 posts
Treatment.
Last night I had a show at a new Comedy venue called “Slice of Life” @ The Pulp in Asheville. I get there an hour early because my set takes a little time to prepare. I get everything set up, talk to the sound guy to make sure he knows the ques for playing the CDs. I meet with Kelly Ro who is over the show along with Michele Scheve and she is very kind and seemed to go out of her way...
Handicap Bathroom
I am at the Barnes and Nobel in Union Square NYC. I have had way too much coffee with dairy creamer not to mention two slices of NYC’s best/cheapest cheese pizza. So it comes to no surprise to someone who has a intolerance to milk products that the bathroom would be the next stop. OH, but what is this that my eyes see? But a line in the men’s bathroom for everyone has gorged themselves...
September 2011
4 posts
Whiskey and Cigarettes
Whiskey is still in my system but not in its most potent form, probably doing its best to destroy my liver while the smoke from the cigarettes works diligently on my lungs. I lay outside in the cool autumn air which has recently made itself known to North Carolina, smoking cigarette after cigarette glaring at the stars that soon disappear behind clouds that mimic the smoke dispersing from my...
An old post from Nathan Sloan.
I’m going to devote the lionshare of this post to a man whom I am sure to have inspired but one that has, from not-so-rare-occasion to not-so-rare-occasion, inspired me as well. Someone who is long overdue for recognition in my writings. That man is JaySun Webb. For starters, take his name. It is really spelled Jason, but he seriously insists on spelling it JaySun. Now I can’t...
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
2 posts
“They’re a lot of haters out there.”
– JaySun
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
6 posts
“The following are songs that I want to be in my next movie. (if it ever gets...”
– JaySun
March 2011
1 post
Another year, another problem
Once again I find myself trying to make another life changing decision. What am I to do in July? Why July you ask? Well that is simple, I will be quitting my shitty,mind numbing,stressful, going nowhere job. I have despised this job since day one but considering I was trying to be a grown up and have a real job I stuck it out. But come to find out I am not suited for this type of job for it makes...
February 2011
3 posts
Winner
January 2011
18 posts
Bob and the Showgram- Joke
Bob and the Showgram- Last Smart Ass Standing
December 2010
10 posts
I love shooting people but when they aren't around...
Once again I find myself indian style before my macbook and the usps box that has become my desk. I just fixed a honey infused Trader Joe’s English Breakfast tea,spilling most of it as I carry it to my hobo desk.
Try to think of how your life would be if you didn’t make some mistakes. Just pick one. Just one, no…ONE!! Okay.. got it? Good. Now think of the path that would have...
Dinosaurs have feelings too.
JaySun is sitting in a small apartment with his aged macbook sitting on top of and upside down usps box. “I’m still here” plays in the background. He is drinking a small glass of lactose free skim milk which for the longest time he thought was slim milk…. because it had less fat etc. He is wrapped in the sweater that he received for Christmas and wearing his signature black...
